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Name: Ethan
Birthday: 3/4/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Snowboarding (I know, you never would have guessed!), hockey, volleyball, basketball, football, soccer, etc. I just love sports. I especially like active phsyical sports, but I hate running just for the sake of running. I also hate watching other people play, I'd rather just do it myself. This does not apply to snowboarding, however, since there is no way I could do the tricks I saw done in the Olympics! I also am an avid Xbox fan, Halo in particular. Unfortunately, my passion for the pasttime doesn't translate into unbelievable abilities. I know, not exactly a national crisis, but it's something.
Expertise: Argumentation, sowing discord, embarrassing people, and shutting people up (some prefer the term "conversation stopping"). I have also become quite adept at luring people into infantile forms of repartee. (sticking tongues out, using such names as "stupidhead," etc.)
Occupation: Operations
Industry: Manufacturing
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  numenoreanking01
Member Since:
11/2/2005
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| Hey folks, just thought I would post some wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy.
The Wisdom of
Larry the cable guy......hmmmm
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all
statistics are made up on the spot.
4.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the
people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks
slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The
early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the
trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people
have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is
coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the
future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside
every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck
happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all
fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of
chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn
your butt tomorrow.
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| Since it's been a while since I posted, and since I feel like it, I'll add some pictures of my niece, Zoe. I stole these pictures from my sister-in-law's facebook account, but big deal. Try and tell me she isn't the most beautiful girl in the world, so I can not believe you.
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| If anybody out there is insane and/or stupid, and considering voting for Obama, let me ask you one question. Do you consider global warming a incontrovertible fact? Your answer to this question will show (1)your relative IQ level; (2)your doctrinal position on the authenticity of Scripture; and (3)your reaction to this next statement.
The reason I asked the first question should be fairly easy to guess. For those of you who have guessed it, yes, I'm using it to gauge the reaction to Obama's announcement that he would consider Gore for a Cabinet level position if elected. You have 3 guesses as to what position that would be, and two of those guesses don't count. Can anybody out there think of a beneficial result from Gore being head of the EPA? If you can, you must think personal lunacies take precedence over economic prosperity. Gore, as head of the EPA, could issue directives that virtually cripple the industry in this country, with practically no accountability. These directives do not require approval, they do not go through Congress, they come straight from his head...or the other end. Either way, it's a frightening thought that Gore would ever again be considered for any government position, down to and including cleaning lady (I didn't think cleaning man was really appropriate).
I haven't posted on Xanga since my niece was born, but that news story just made me want to rant.
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| Here are some pictures of my beautiful niece.
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| Another event calculated to make me feel old occurred recently. I became an uncle. Ben and Liezel had their baby yesterday afternoon, and I am extremely happy with the name picked out for my niece. You Firefly fans will understand when I say that I'm absolutely delighted to have a Zoe in the family. Now I just have to teach her to always call Ben "Sir"....he likes that!
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